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Skaalvenn Habanero Rum

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Regular Price: $24.99

Special Price: $22.99

/ML 750
Quantity Available: 13
Origin: Minnesota
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We like to compare Skaalvenn Habanero Rum to a hot summer day in Minnesota. You know it’s going to be sweltering, but you figure how bad could it be? Then your tongue buckles under the heat like a stretch of 35W, your eyeballs sweat like a flanneled hipster at the State Fair and your throat feels as hot as the steering wheel of a minivan parked at Southdale all day. So consider this your excessive heat advisory — you’ll be hot and miserable, but you’ll probably survive.

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